Speechless (or not)
Review by Kim Cantrell
I’m truly at a loss of words to review the recent release of Hard Time: Life with Sheriff Joe Arpaio in America’s Toughest Jail by Shaun Attwood, better known to some as English Shaun. Or maybe you recognize him as the author behind the Jon’s Jail Journal blog.
Name doesn’t ring a bell? Ok, let me give you a quick run down.
On May 16, 2002, Tempe Police raided the home of Shaun Attwood and his girlfriend, Claudia. Although they didn’t find any drugs on the premises then, Attwood was well known in Arizona rave circles as the ultimate drug-dealing party guy.
Thus begins his journey through the Maricopa County jail system, where male inmates are made to wear pink boxer shorts and served meager meals of green baloney and moldy bread.
Attwood’s stay under Sheriff Joe’s direction would last a little over two years.
Got it? Good, because here’s where things get difficult for me.
On one hand, I admit that Attwood has a superb writing ability. Really, the lad has serious talent.
But my first complaint would be the title. I thought for sure I was going to read about more of Sheriff Arpaio’s inventive ways of managing his prisoners; maybe even a little more about the big man himself. Nope. Nada.
Instead I was subjected to almost 300 pages of whining from a man who admits his that he trafficked in millions of dollars of drugs, sold them at raves, and employed numerous persons as security – at least one who murdered on his behalf, yet because the stock market failed resulting in his unemployment and he could no longer afford to front the lifestyle, only then he decided to try and do something more legal in his life.
And let’s not forget that, although he entered America legally, almost immediately he forged documents to change his Visa status and was laundering money under other British citizen’s names.
But hey, he was going to school and was doing [cough, cough] legal stock trading when he was arrested.
Seriously, is he for real? He imports British Ecstacy to America then has the audicity to complain about the judicial system in the very country he offended??!! Dude, you don’t wanna do the time don’t do the crime.
Then he tosses in the statement he made to his parents that most of the people in there were just drug fiends, yet just about all of the inmates’ stories he includes involve at least one murder. It may have occured as a result of drugs, but they’re still a murderer no less.
Sometimes it got to be too much. Yet, I couldn’t stop reading. Attwood just has a way of reeling you in, making you turn the pages.
I hate admitting it. But I make it my mission to give honest reviews and, well, that’s the truth of it.
Do I recommend Hard Time? Honestly, yeah. I would have preferred it be written by a truly wrongly charged individual so that I could really get on board with the bad conditions hashed out on those viewed as guilty until proven innocent; but, hey, it wasn’t and I’ll still be big enough to say, if you can handle it, read it.
God Bless the U.S.A.! It’s still the greatest country in the world! (I don’t care what anyone says!)
To learn more about author Shaun Attwood, visit his website at www.shaunattwood.com. You might also want to visit the book’s Facebook group page.
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